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<.7.9.6.7.>This Is The Funniest Shit I Have Ever Heard<.7.9.6.7.> 

<.7.9.6.7.>This Is The Funniest Shit I Have Ever Heard<.7.9.6.7.>
<.7.9.6.7.>This Is The Funniest Shit I Have Ever Heard<.7.9.6.7.>

the shit is bananas 

When shit becomes a tropical, yellow fruit with thick peel.
Most known for Gwen Stefanis' "Hollaback girls".
Gwen: The shit is bananas! B A N A N A S

what the shit is going on? 

A phrase used to depict a sense of fine confusion.
Peter: "Dave, that man just got married to a penguin and everyones happy for him!"
Dave: "What The Shit Is Going On?!"

that shit is the tits 

When one is describing something that is the best of the best. Something that is very high quality and/or exceedingly enjoyable.
"Have you tried the pad thai here? That shit is the tits"
that shit is the tits by Chlopdx November 25, 2020

THE SHIT SHE IS

An angry old man yelling at a caregiver that his wife needs. She is really in charge of the household and the disabled woman, but the old, old man craps, sneezes and spits all over the place trying to gain status.
"Hey, sir, the caregiver in charge said she is in charge of where the soup bowls go." "The shit she is," he replies!!!

"Hey, L.I.D., why don't you shower?" "Don't tell me what to do. I showered last week."

"Hey, pappy, why are you spitting in the sink? You're not allowed to do that, according to the lead caregiver in charge." "The shit she is in charge. I'll spit wherever I want to spit."

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? 

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.
loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?