Irritated eyes 

When your eyes are really, really dry.

Allen: Wow, Amber has some irritated eyes because she didn't do her work.
Ambers dad: YES. I KNOW. I'M GONNA WHOOP HER BUTT. DANG THAT BUTT BIG.

Irritated eyes by Amber Mom November 22, 2011

irritated avians 

Spoof nickname for "angry birds", often used by those who think the game is overly hyped and/or ridiculous.

All she does is sit at her desk and play irritated avians all day. It's pathetic.

irritated avians by truemyth September 24, 2011

Irritainment

(noun)

1. Media spectacles and reality programs that insult your intelligence and are annoying, but you find yourself unable to stop watching.

Man, I really hate this irritainment stuff, but I'm addicted to "World's Scariest Police Chases."

Irritainment by naz_ghul March 14, 2003

irritable 

Easily annoyed or angered. Cranky or grumpy. Cross, bad-tempered.

Sarah Good was called to testify. The irritable beggar rarely went to church and often muttered under her breath when she was denied food or shelter; she was an easy target for accusations of witchcraft.

irritable by Lorelili August 6, 2011

Irritable Fowl Syndrome 

An unhealthy obsession with the iPhone game Angry Birds. The disease is named as such because "irritable fowl" has a meaning similar to that of "angry bird."

Boss: "Hey Joe, would you mind stepping into my office? I think we need to have a little talk."
Joe: "Sure, what is it?"
Boss: "That was your third half-hour trip to the bathroom today and it's only 1:30. What's going on?"
Joe: "Unfortunately I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. We had chili for dinner last night, and it really hasn't been sitting well with me today."
Boss: "Hmm...well I asked some of your coworkers about it and they mentioned hearing sounds of chirps and snorts coming from one of the stalls on several occasions. It's Irritable Fowl Syndrome you're really suffering from, isn't it?"
Joe: "All right, I admit it! I can't stop playing Angry Birds!"
Boss: "Well lucky for you, you'll have plenty of time to chase those golden eggs during your unemployment!"

Irritable Fowl Syndrome by Nicholas D December 11, 2010

Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS) 

When your baby is driving you crazy. Baby meaning new-born, infant, toddler and up.

My baby didn't sleep last night. So neither did I. Today, I have a serious case of "Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS)." Stay away.

Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS) by seanmlee July 20, 2011

Irritable Ball Syndrome 

Blue balls make you angry, upset, agitated and irritable.

After getting aroused for a while and then not getting off is irritating.

If a girl is known for giving guys blue balls she can be labelled IBS.

Mitch "Yo, why are you sitting with your legs so wide apart and your belt undone?"

Corey "That tease Brandi gave me Irritable Ball Syndrome again."

Mitch "IBS, sucks to be you."

Irritable Ball Syndrome by Lawrencetown April 11, 2013