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cockslap interception 

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls
I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before

Cock interception 

1. noun. The occurrence of a cock block by a gay man

2. Verb. The act of cock blocking by a gay man.
Yeah I was mackin on her and then her gay friend grabbed her for a dance. What a cock interception.

Honky interception

When your hitting on a girl and one of your friends comes and takes her with a better pick up line than yours......

the interception 

when you are receiving head and when you are about to cum you pull out turn to either side tilt up and back away cumming into the air then swipping it out of mid air with your hand and smacking the girl across the face with it
interception i totally used the interception that skank lastnight
the interception by pizzle47 November 11, 2009

gay interception 

When girls interfere with a gay relationship and causes them to break up.
"Omg Christian why didn't you tell me you and Marc were in a relationship? I'm so sorry I made it awkward when I slept with Christian, total gay interception."-Leah

Cock Interception 

1. Noun. In social situations the act of being unable to talk to a person with whom a man has sensual or romantic interests due to being prevented by a 3rd party whom has the same interests in said man whom does not reciprocate.

2. Verb. The action of preventing a man from speaking to a person of sexual interest to said man by either a gay man, straight woman, or bisexual of the same. Thus prevnting him from speaking to his said person of interest because you have effectively "intercepted" his cock.
"Did you get a chance to tall to Janet last night?"
"No man Suzie kept hitting on me all night, so I wasn't able to""are you into Suzie? ""No man I was just being nice""Mad cock interception bro. That sucks"
Cock Interception by tboy1011 March 10, 2015