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Indirect Handjob

When you high five or shake someone's hand then jerk off
Yo I totally just got an indirect handjob!

indirect tweets 

A tweet which talks about someone else but doesn't directly mention them.
"I think you are beautiful but we need to talk more. Your account is great!" Thats an indirect tweets
indirect tweets by PeopleThezDayZ November 2, 2013

indirect bitches

rendell loves to popoff at da mouth but gets tight lipped when you cum around thats what indirect bitches do

Indirect compliment 

When some jackass is too afraid to say how they feel about somebody,so they use urban dictionary to do it without anyone knowing they said it.
An example of an indirect compliment would be:

Steve
The sweetest guy you will ever meet who is full of love and blah blah blah lots of random biased feelings about their imaginary boyfriend.

Seriously, if you right something like this on urban dictionary, then you are sad and pathetic.

indirect TV 

Indirect TV is another way to refer to the act of stealing cable.
I asked my neighbor across the hall if I could get a couple of eggs, and while he was retrieving them from the refrigerator I did a little bit of work on his cable box so I could get some indirect TV.
indirect TV by Rob Schwartz January 6, 2009

indirect suicide

Doing something to yourself that will eventually be a factor in your death.
By smoking, sarah was comitting indirect suicide, because she later died of lung cancer.

After all those years of drinking Ben died of kidney failure, he indirectly comitted suicide.

when told by the doctor that he had cancer, James laughed because he knew all those years of smoking pot was indirect suicide.
indirect suicide by Jaggededgees September 19, 2006