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hovercraft 

to be bad at picking up broads. and having no wheels
man i cant pick up any broads tonight i am hovercraft
man i got no wheels i am a hovercraft
hovercraft by gongerstein February 10, 2009

Hovercraft 

Someone who is always on the verge of passing out at parties or events with friends. Their head is usually doing a hovering or noding motion when you look at them..
D: Billy is hovercraftin' again
Billy: {wakes up} Huh....what...No man
Hovercraft by dirtyd420foryah October 17, 2010

Hovercraft 

When a really, REALLY fat girl (or guy or whatever) wears a dress with frilly skirt bits that hang down so the overhang makes it difficult to see their legs and they look like the skirts on a hovercraft as they're walking around. You show your appreciation and recognition of this fashion by making subtle BRRRRRRRR hovercraft noises as they walk past.
Jesus, Dave, have you seen what the whale in finance is wearing today? Hovercraft-mode ENGAGED! BRRRrrrrrrrr.....
Hovercraft by RoguePlank November 28, 2018

hovercraft 

BrE. collective noun for a certain kind of fish.

A school of fish, a pod of whales, a shiver of sharks, but a hovercraft of eels.
Joe: Gimme some eels. This will be the best meal of my life.
Fishmonger: Got you covered, bro. We sell them by the hovercraft.
hovercraft by dlatikay December 30, 2019

hovercraft 

A large vehicle designed to "float" over water or land through means of pushing large amounts of air underneath it. Often infested with eels.
My hovercraft is full of eels.

hovercraft that hoe 

When ya shove that hoe down on tha bed, jump on her back and fart whilst screaming "HOVERCRAFT THAT HOE!!!!" as you float up off her back slightly.
I totally got her with the hovercraft that hoe! last night.
hovercraft that hoe by cherrythunder December 29, 2007