hoser

Canadian term for a loser in hockey...came from when the losing team has to hose the ice after a game.

You frickin hoser, eh.

hoser by Murphy Nick January 3, 2008

hoser

Before the Zamboni was invented, the losing team would have to hose down the ice to keep it smooth, therefore being called a hoser

get of the ice ya hoser

hoser by Merks March 30, 2009

hoser

the word originates from the pre-zambonie days when the losing team had to hose down the ice after the game, thus meaning loser.

Can you believe what that hoser was saying?

hoser by Reed Mo May 28, 2008

hoser

Canadian insult or term of endearment.
Bob and Doug Mackenzie from SCTV are believed to have coined the phrase.
lts to refer to someone who has done something stupid or has a history of stupidity. Or sometimes used to refer to other Canadians.

example 1-YOU PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE? GOD YOU'RE SUCH A HOSER!

example 2-HAHA I FEEL LIKE SUCH A HOSER SITTIN HERE WATCHIN' REDGREEN SHOW DRINKIN TIM HORTONS IN MY LEAFS JERSEY...

example 3- FLY OFF, YUH HOSER! piss off..fuck off..get lost..you loser/poser/idiot/jackass..

example 4-AW C'MERE YA BIG HOSER AND GIMME A HUG said drunkenly with a keg of molson in hand

hoser by kater January 5, 2005

hoser

The proper reference to one who plays the Hosaphone(tm) is a hoser. If you don't perform on the beloved, revered and mostly plastic Hosaphone(tm) yourself, it is considered poor form to use this intimate address. Brother and sister Hosaphoners affectionately refer to one another as hosers.

Hey, hoser, how are you doing?
That's some mighty fine playing you did on, "Codetta in C" for Hosaphone(tm), Piano & Bass, there hoser!
If we could find a hoser for our brass quintet, we could accompany a Hosaphone(tm) Soloist.
To execute the Doppler effect, the Hosaphone(tm) must be untaped and the bell end swung in a circle over the hoser's head while playing a sustained note.
A couple of hosers wrote this wonderful FAQ on the Hosaphone(tm).

hoser by David A. Roth October 21, 2007

hoser

Moron, drunken fool, idiot, pudd, etc.

Everyone here is using it wrong in their examples.

It's 'ya', not 'you.'

Like.. Put down your drink and come here, ya hoser.

hoser by erinnn May 13, 2005

hoser

originating in the pre zamboni days, A Hoser was a person or team that lost and had to hose down the ice after the game.

"ya freakin' hoser"

hoser by 802hockey April 14, 2009