Jon Horne
One crazy ass mofo that like long dick on the beach anal porn on Sundays and fingers himself to sex and the city
Jon Horne by flamingbiscuit February 12, 2015
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Daniel Horne
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Daniel Horne has often been refered to throughout the ages as a mystical being of ultimate power, intelligence and compassion. Most predominantly seen in the Shogun Era of Japanese culture, he is depicted as being half dragon, half tiger, half moon, half sun, half god, half ninga, half man simultaneously. Scholars believe that Daniel Horne is a recurring reincarnation of some otherworldly being. His purpose in mortal life at this stage is unknown however, there are some who claim great fortune from meeting Daniel. These people have sinced been taken into mental institutions due to chronic withdrawal symptons. Pyschologists believe these people are addicted to an uknown chemical, which has recently been added to the periodic Table of elements as 217 DH or commonly Hornium.
Daniel Horne has often been refered to throughout the ages as a mystical being of ultimate power, intelligence and compassion. Most predominantly seen in the Shogun Era of Japanese culture, he is depicted as being half dragon, half tiger, half moon, half sun, half god, half ninga, half man simultaneously. Scholars believe that Daniel Horne is a recurring reincarnation of some otherworldly being. His purpose in mortal life at this stage is unknown however, there are some who claim great fortune from meeting Daniel. These people have sinced been taken into mental institutions due to chronic withdrawal symptons. Pyschologists believe these people are addicted to an uknown chemical, which has recently been added to the periodic Table of elements as 217 DH or commonly Hornium.
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Daniel Horne by mailliw May 2, 2013
Darryl Van Horne
He gets to you. He's dark and dangerous, and exciting and mysterious. He arrives on a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirrs up sex and trouble.
gotta love him.
gotta love him.
Joanna: Did you hear about the guy who just bought the mansion?
Roxy: Ya, I heard his name is Darryl Van Horne. Hes hot and rich.
Kat: Perfect.
Roxy: Ya, I heard his name is Darryl Van Horne. Hes hot and rich.
Kat: Perfect.
Darryl Van Horne by Karmas UH byotch January 17, 2010
Audrey Horne
A character from the 1990 TV series Twin Peaks, directed by David Lynch. She was the daughter of the richest man in TP, and was in love with Agent Cooper. She was mischievious, and liked to do things like tie cherry stems in knots (while in her mouth), and inserting pencils into other people's coffee-filled styrofoam cups.
Audrey Horne by Owl Lady October 9, 2008
Ashley Horne
Ashley Neil Horne is in the band 'The Midnight Beast' with stefan abingdon and dru wakely.
He is the fittest member of the band and was also in doctor who (the next doctor: episode) and eastenders and genie in the house. He is an awesome person with awesome hair
He is the fittest member of the band and was also in doctor who (the next doctor: episode) and eastenders and genie in the house. He is an awesome person with awesome hair
Ashley Horne by TMB 1-Litter 0 September 1, 2011
Van Horne Smuggler
An act of which bestows high honor among an individual. One person places their fecal matter into a small box and then hides said box in the luggage of the person top be honored. The person honored unknowingly takes the box with them on an international flight where the person who originally placed the fecal matter box will jump out and scream "smuggler". The pilot of the flight then comes out and performs anal on the person smuggling the turd and then the person must eat the turf in front of the audience and be honored.
Van Horne Smuggler by IBSGRB4588 March 9, 2019