homotini

A derogatory slang term for a feminine martini (appletini, mangotini, rumpletini, etc.) being consumed by a straight male.

He threw up after drinking just one homotini. He was too masculine and his body just rejected it.

homotini by Jdorian February 13, 2008

hemotions 

Rarely seen man-emotions evoked by triumphs of masculinity or broyalty. External evidence of hemotions include no change in facial expression and a lack of crying.

"Tyler wouldn't admit it or show it to his girlfriend but when Vince fired E. on Entourage, he was feeling serious hemotions."

hemotions by flyinasunbeam March 27, 2009

hormotional 

Adjective - Feeling strongs emotions brought on by the hormonal fluctuations caused by a woman's menstrual cycle.

Noun - Hormotion: An emotion felt with particular intensity during the hormonal fluctuations caused by a woman's menstrual cycle.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shout at you. I'm just feeling hormotional today.

hormotional by Danielle Wright March 22, 2007

hormotional 

when a person, usually a woman, is not only hormonal but also emotional. Generally occurs during pms.

jack: so last night at dinner i ask jill to pass me the salt and she threw a plate at me, started screaming, burst into tears and said she needed chocolate.

bob: don't worry man, she's just hormotional..

hormotional by liezel September 24, 2007

homotional

emotions that a dude feels when he is being gay

Dude,don't get all homotional about it .

homotional by Frank Stank April 16, 2003

Hemotions 

When a man shows emotions contrary to his appearance or stature.

Brandon freaked me out with his hemotions. I asked him what was wrong and he said nothing and grimaced at me all day.

Hemotions by Mega dude December 2, 2019

hemotion 

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The emotional reaction a male has when he expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis.

Male A: “Dude, check out the sweet tits on that chick over there!”
Male B: “Nice bro! But uh gross. There’s some lady breastfeeding her baby right next to her. Disgusting!”
Male A: “Dude. That doesn’t make any sense. You gotta check those hemotions.”

hemotion by clevername July 19, 2018