canadian home invasion 

When your partner uses a denim strap-on covered in maple syrup on you.

Our relationship was in need of some excitement, so I let her give me a Canadian home invasion.

canadian home invasion by GrimmWCS March 23, 2016

Detroit Home Invasion 

When a man dumps a bowl of glass shards into his partner’s (preferably a female’s) vagina and proceeds to dropkick the woman repeatedly until she orgasms.

Never go to the city of Detroit, unless you’re prepared for a Detroit Home Invasion.

Detroit Home Invasion by DoomedMoon October 19, 2021

The Home Invasion

Sex position where you tie up your naked partner at the wrists and ankles, leave them in bed and then take all their valuables and wallet - and leave.

Oh man, Lisa let me do The Home Invasion in bed last night - yada yada and now I have to choose between the 55" or the 65" LED TV

The Home Invasion by Jerthehair March 15, 2018

Woke Home Invasions 

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.

I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.

Woke Home Invasions by jondich October 22, 2023