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Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em 

a card game played like Texas Hold 'em, except the bets are lengths of sips from an alcoholic beverage (every player has his/her own beverage); for every 10 second "sip," the winner of the hand can substitute a hit of weed; the winner is also permitted to share any or all of his/her winnings with any other player(s)
We used to get crushed at Apt F. on Friday's by playing Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em.
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Tokyo Hold 'Em

C'mon let's go for a round of Tokyo Hold 'Em

Texas Hold-Em' 

A highly skill-oriented and highly entertaining game of Poker in which players are dealt two cards face down, then five community cards face up. The best five-card hand wins.

The game is the most popular form of Poker today, publicized largely by the movie Rounders and the World Series of Poker. Also called "Hold-Em'" or "Texas" for short.
Texas Hold-Em' is the purest form of Poker there is.
Texas Hold-Em' by ACG2x January 5, 2004

Mormon Hold 'Em 

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."
Congress outlawed Mormon Hold 'Em in 1862 but some Mormons still practice polygamy.

Carolina Hold 'Em 

A poker style card game where males play at a card table, while the females perform oral sex on the male. The object of the game is the first female to create climax wins half the pot. The last male to reach climax wins the other half. The actual card game has nothing to do with winning.
Did you see how fast your friend's wife won the Carolina Hold 'Em game? It it was less than a minute.

texas hold em 

the act of placing one's own testicles inside their anus, and thus holding them there
I can barely walk right now because I'm performing a texas hold em
texas hold em by jbaby69 July 8, 2010

Mormon Hold 'Em 

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."
While most people enjoy Texas Hold 'Em, Mormons enjoy Mormon Hold 'Em.