The Mandy Hoard 

It's the heisman, only more awesome.

"Whoa, did that b*tch just do the Mandy Hoard on us?!"

The Mandy Hoard by Your Mom From Another Mother June 3, 2009

hearder 

A person who does not answer the phone call when it sees who is the caller. Similar to seener but regarding phone calls not text messages.

*Darko is calling*
Domjan: "Aren't you going to answer the call from Darko?"
Roko: "Nah..."
Domjan: "OMG you're such a hearder Roko.."

hearder by palsman May 8, 2018

daddy fuck me harder 

What a person says when they want ur dick inside them or they're masturbating.

He walked toward her as she was masturbating, he greedily ripped off her thong and pulled her fingers out of her. He unhooked her bra. He suck and kissed her nipples, and then bit them. She moaned, loving how it felt. He then made his way down to her throbbing pussy and began to eat her out. He stuck his tongue inside her, and she moaned louder. Then he gently nibbled her clit while fingering her wet pink pussy. She started to moan in his ear,"Fuck me." He asked,"What's my name?" "DADDY FUCK ME HARDER" she screamed. So he got up and shoved her against the bed and rammed into her. He shallowly fucked her and she screamed at him again,"Please fuck me daddy" she was so desperate at this point, her vagina pulsing and dripping wet. He felt this so he shoved all of his nine inches deep into her. She threw her head back in ecstasy, and thrusted her hips into him, needing more. He felt how ready she was and began to pick up the pace. She loved his fast deep hard thrusts that made her whimper. She felt her thighs shaking, just then, he pulled out of her. He shoved her head towards his cock and she eagerly took it in her mouth. She swirled her tongue around the tip and deep-throated him. She went back to the tip and nibbled before sticking her tongue into his hole and he came. She looked back up at him and swallowed. She still hadn't orgasmed so she threw him onto the bed and got on top. She rode him so hard until she hit her g-spot and screamed, "DADDY FUUUCK MEEEE"

daddy fuck me harder by StormSniper1543 January 2, 2021

Music Hoarder 

a person who downloads every song from every artist he or she hears. Usually, they are loaded with several thousand gigabytes of high quality music downloaded off of torrent sites. Music hoarders will listen to the radio to keep up with the latest artists/songs and will even listen to pandora for the whole day in order to absorb as much new music as possible. They do not have a particular favorite type of music and will download almost anything that has any musical relevance. Music hoarders do NOT listen to ALL of their music. They only listen to about 1%-5% of their whole music collection.

Guy 1: dude have you heard that new song by lady gaga?
Guy 2: which one?
Guy 1: i think it's called judas
Guy 2: *searches on his iTunes library* oh yeah it's right here
Guy1: you had it and you didn't even know you had it?
Guy 2: yeah.. i have over 5,000 gigs of music..
Guy1: YOU MUSIC HOARDER!!

Music Hoarder by muse-sick June 3, 2011

memory hoarder 

when one hoards/keeps unnecessary things just for its nostalgic purpose.

Bill: Really John, you kept a homework assignment from the 5th grade? Get a life, you're 35 you memory hoarder!

memory hoarder by wordman234 May 25, 2011

Goo hoarding 

When girls hoard large amounts of shampoos, nail polishes, lip-glosses, and general goo-esq. makeups. (Founded by Jenna Marbles' on screen boyfriend Max in the "What I dont understand about girls" episode.

Jenna Marbles is a self admitted "Goo hoarder" in that she is often found Goo Hoarding, especially in her purse.

"Oh man her purse is so full of uselss lipglosses"
"Yeah shes really goo hoarding"

Goo hoarding by fowcuealrusnf7 November 11, 2012

Hardened Clay 

Joke from GeorgeNotFound's recent birthday stream. The joke is that Dream's real name is clay, rather dirty joke dream ;)

Dream: "George do you know what is around us?"
George: "What?"
Dream: "Hardened clay."

Hardened Clay by Theminecraftdictionary November 10, 2020