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hibernate 

when a huge bear like human sleeps for 19 consecutive hours
when gabe hibernates its like he's in a coma
hibernate by dufa January 19, 2007

hibernate 

A) antiquated definition: what animals do in order to survive winter

B) modern definition: to hook up with a winter fuckbuddy on Craigslist.

C) very offensive: what people suffering from seasonal mood disorder should do.
I so need to hibernate definition b) this winter.
hibernate by Uncle Dimma November 20, 2014

Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail 

When a computer does not restart or come out of hibernation but instead hangs in a state without a display
I tried restarting my computer, but every time it just goes into a Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail

highbernating 

After smoking marijuana where one finds oneself eating massive amounts of food only to fall asleep a short while after.
I need to stop highbernating. I've put on 10 pounds this week.
highbernating by I'mprobablyhigh November 14, 2011

hibernate 

to breathe peacefully safe in the knowledge of the beautiful unknown
Tru: "I miss the times when i could hibernate in your room without disturbance."
hibernate by Krkič December 27, 2019

Highbronate 

Smoking a bowl and then taking a nap.
"Sup dude?" - Dude 1
"Want to smoke a bowl? I need to highbronate." - Dude 2
"Hell yeah!!" - Dude 1
Highbronate by seespotrun June 6, 2011