hide and go fuck yourself

A game i spent many a summer days playing...

I used to HIDE in the bathroom AND GO FUCK MYSELF all day long(hide and go fuck yourself).

hide and go fuck yourself by Dr. Awesome July 27, 2006

hide and go fuck yourself

When one has no friends, and another tells him to go play hide and go fuck yourself, or perform the act of masturbation

He told me to go play hide and go fuck yourself, so I did!

hide and go fuck yourself by farttroll February 27, 2003

hide and go fuck 

When you use a glow in the dark condom while fucking, which makes your dick 'hide and seek'.

Jeniifer told me to wear the glow in the dark condom, it was like playing hide and go fuck.

hide and go fuck by c.neely June 23, 2008

Hide-And-Go-Fuck 

When you hide from a group of people in the house and fuck as fast as you can before they find you.

"What do you think about Denise & John?"
"I really liked that couple until I walked in on a hide-and-go-fuck."

Hide-And-Go-Fuck by Sexmonster69 April 13, 2015

hide and go fuck yourself

What you tell a Mikey who is stamping the ground in front of you for no apparent reason...

nonmikey:Hey mikey, what are you stomping?
Mikey:DERFA!!
nonmikey:heres an idea!
mikey:HUH DERFA HUH?
nonmikey:how about you going out side and enjoying a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself

hide and go fuck yourself by That Guy, yeah ME December 16, 2008

fuck me naked and hide my clothes

An expression of despair, disgust, or general dissatisfaction.

(Upon spotting a flat tire on your car when emerging from the last showing at a movie theater on a very rainy Saturday night): "Well, fuck me naked and hide my clothes!"

fuck me naked and hide my clothes by jcalaw63 August 13, 2006

why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself? 

A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.

Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.

why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself? by NapDynoGosh January 28, 2007