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Joel Heyman 

A Joel Heyman is an insanely confusing individual, resorting to mere grunts and screams to communicate. A Joel Heyman is easily calmed by large quantities of Trail Mix and cookies. Joel Heyman feeds on the souls of those smarter then he, and on many occasions has sucked the soul out of President George Bush.
Guy 1: That guy is soooo mean and stupid!
Guy 2: He's totally a Joel Heyman
Joel Heyman by RTFan1990 October 26, 2011

Paul Heyman 

Once the owner of the now defunct Extreme Championship Wrestling, Paul Heyman is now a writer and on-screen character for the WWE and is seriously misused.
Seriously, Stephanie McMahon, listen to Paul's ideas. His don't suck like yours.
Paul Heyman by ECW For Life July 20, 2008

Allyson Noel Heyman 

The most amazing person ever to walk the face of the earth. When she smiles she makes the world freeze, go back in time, and start back. She is way to beautiful and deserves to be recognized for how amazing she is.
Dude, Did you see Allyson Noel Heyman? Yea, She is sooo gorgeous man!

A Joel Heyman 

A Joel Heyman refers to a person, typically an increasingly attractive man, that one might find themselves developing a heavy desire to watch take a shower..
"Your boss is pretty hot."

"Yeah... he's totally a Joel Heyman."
A Joel Heyman by andThangs June 10, 2018

Doing a Paul Heyman 

Saying things or actions that are very impossible from the start.
Just like Paul Heyman, saying that Brock Lesnar can take on Universal Championship and UFC's belt on himself.
Lover: I can take the stars, just for you to wish.
GF: You're doing a Paul Heyman again huh?

Pee wee Herman special

Pee wee Herman special deal at movie theater man personalized butter up your Pop corn with his dick
You want pee wee Herman special for Pop corn