Hentai Haven was shut down on December 20th 2018 but came back on May 12 2019. Goodbye hanime, I won't miss you.
Brad: "Hey have you heard, Hentai Haven is back!"
Mike: "Really bro?! Let me check!"
Brad: " Ok, I gtg, duty calls..."
Mike: "It really is back! Time to beat my meat like it owes me money!"
The website where unicorns live, only the best unicorns go there, drink milk, sing TOUCH YOU and get naked cause it’s too hot out. Hentai means unicorn wonderland and heaven means website. 100% accurate no cap
5 year old: mommy where can I watch cool unicorn vids?
Mom: just type HentaiHeaven.com and watch the first video.
5 year old: this is some great footage I’m watching :)