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Person 1: Hey, do you have a penis?
Person 2: Yes, I'm a haver.
haver by insertausernamehere December 11, 2024
Noun

One who has a lot of something, who prides themselves into something.
Often applied after another noun.

Not to be confused with the Verb, Not to be taken seriously
(person) is a Sex haver
is a Bitcoin haver
is a Card haver
is a Girlfriend haver
Haver by Gab9 December 28, 2025
A prefix usable with almost any word in the English language, used to associate and/or personalize said word with Haverford College near Philadelphia. A byproduct of using the haver- prefix is that any word it is used with instantly becomes much cooler than it was before.
haver- is the coolest prefix ever.

Havergirls and haverguys are so nice to each other, nobody haverpunches or haverinsults anyone thanks to the Havercode!

1: Haverfood just isn't cutting it...you want to take a haverwalk down to the IHOP?
2: Nah, let's just take the haverbus to Bryn Mawr and eat their food since it's so much better than our haverfood.

That haverparty was haverawesome!

I heard Stephen Colbert's in Haverdelphia this week.

All the 2012 admitted students love our haverchats way too much.
haver- by "Bear" April 18, 2008

Wife Haver

People that have wives
Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver
Wife Haver by Womnx February 2, 2021

sex haver 

One who commits regular sexual acts, including but not limited to the actual act of sexual intercourse.
Tyler's been hanging out with this girl lately, he's been ditching his friends and playing video games less often. He's become a filthy sex haver
sex haver by Trippisk December 6, 2016

Confirmed Sex Haver 

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.
Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver
Confirmed Sex Haver by Slaken April 11, 2019