a haunted house the place where you shit yourself the place you screech like a pussy. you will never forget your visit to a haunted house.
I warned you!
The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.
Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”
Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashionedMississippiHaunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”
Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”
If you’re on Twitter/Flop tiktok and someone tells you that you’re invited to the haunted house; run. The haunted house came from a video on @perversefamily on twitter as a trailer for their Halloween special. I haven’t watched the video but I can explain what happened based on the reactions of other people. They start drinking piss and just having really kinky and disgusting sex with eachother in an orgy and worst of all someone put an entire leg up somebody’s bussy and an organ came out and he licked it.