Hatchet 

1.A small hand axe sometimes with a triangle-shaped edge to deepen the wound. Known as a juggalo's best weapon by ICP fans, this is also made popular in Japan by Rena, the lead villian/murderer of the first and fifth arc of Higurashi no Naru Koro Ni or "When The Cicidas Cry".

"I'm so going to make a hatchet for halloween!"

Net troll: Close the hatchet!
Net expert: Then you'll have a pretty big hole in your chest. =_=

Rena: I will never forgive her for tellling them! *pounds person in question with the side of the hatchet*

Hatchet by Mr.Simmons November 8, 2008

Hatchet 

its a small portable hand axe used for killin all thoses richies

eminem fan:icp suck balls
Jggalo:i'll put this hatchet in ur forehead muthafukka

Hatchet by psycopathic wigsplitta September 30, 2005

hatchet 

Juggalo/Juggalette weapon of choice. Widely associated with Hatchetman, the symbol for phsychopathic records.

"We'll never die alone, Juggalos will carry on. Swing our hatchets if we must, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US."

hatchet by Kayla Evans October 29, 2006

hatchet 

A hipster who acts ratchet. Hipster + ratchet = hatchet

Her vintage bolero hat is so hatchet.

hatchet by sugarsam2112 January 11, 2015

hatchet 

synonomous with "bullseye!"

"watch me hit this free throw, HATCHET!"

hatchet by P. Gryphenz June 7, 2003

Hatchet 

The Weapon of choice for any Juggalo. Know to be in such frases as " Shut the fuck up, before i put my hatchet in your Nug!" or "We will Never Die Alone. Juggalos will carry on,Swing our Hatchets if we must. Each and every one of us."

Juggalo: Wat up, Ninja?
Fag: My dick after seein your mom!
Juggalo: Im a sling my Hatchet in your Nug!

Hatchet by Matt Stegall July 29, 2007

Hatchet 

A hatchet is someone who makes a mess of things or says and makes dumb decisions on several different occasions

McKenna: *spills his drink everywhere”
Neeson: “Jesus Mckenna you are a hatchet hahahaha”

Hatchet by Fulltimehasher October 18, 2021