Harboring a Fugitive 

(Verb)
Holding in a bowel movement, in an attempt to reach a restroom.

"Pull over as soon as you can b! I am harboring a fugitive."
or
"I'm harboring a fugitive so hard, there's about to be an escaped convict up in here."

Harboring a Fugitive by Dutch Hawkins June 23, 2009

harboring a deuce 

1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.

2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.

3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.

1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."

"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"

2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"

3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.

harboring a deuce by botschaftler December 17, 2012

harboring "like"

a very awkward way of saying that you like someone.

how long have you been harboring "like" for me?

harboring "like" by he who wishes to remain anonymous November 2, 2007

cum harboring butt pirate 

Used to offend gay people when they get too close to you.

Get the fuck away from me Bi, you cum harboring butt pirate!

cum harboring butt pirate by iiOwn3dYoOoUz December 20, 2008

harbopping 

A cuteish Spoonerism of "bar hopping" used in polite conversation to disguise or mitigate the fact that you went on a serious bender last night or intend to go on one tonight. In the latter instance, it also presages your likely pronunciation of "bar hopping" at about the midpoint of the crawl.

Example 1 ...

Friendly co-worker: You look like shit today, friend.
You: Yeah ... I did a bit of harbopping last night. I'll be OK by 2 o'clock, though.

Example 2 ..

Woo hoo! We iz harbopping tonight! Gonna get my drink on!

harbopping by Wuzee March 3, 2010

pearl harboring 

the act of 2 men docking that simultaneously ejaculate

Brad Smith and Trevor Stubblefield enjoy pearl harboring with one another

pearl harboring by No u - Prove it November 22, 2011

The Harbringer Of Torment

Being totaly 0wned, or having someone p0wn you

"The Harbringer Of Torment made me his bee-hatch, he totally p0wned us all"

The Harbringer Of Torment by Anonymous April 10, 2003