Saxual Harassment 

Is the act of humping someone while playing the saxophone, specifically the tune used for sax-rolling.

Made famous by 'Epic Sax Guy' - Sergey Stepanov.

I was dancing in the club, when I saw a guy performing saxual harassment to some girl to a very catchy tune.

sexual harass epic sax guy saxophone sax roll rick roll

Saxual Harassment by stener May 26, 2011

Techual Harassment 

The act of a person, or people, harassing you because of your choice or preference towards a particular type or brand of technology.

Example 1:
Ignorant douchebag #1: "I can't believe you bought an iPhone, you know they're inferior to an Android phone in every conceavable way!"

iPhone Owner "Hey man, that's Techual Harassment. The iPhone is a great phone".

Example 2:
Ignorant Douchbag #2: "Dude, why do you have Windows Vista on that machine? You know it's, like, bloated and less secure and stuff".

Windows Vista Ownder "Hey "dude", stop techually harassing me, I don't appreciate it".

Techual Harassment by Philbuntu August 31, 2010

sexual harassment panda 

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"

sexual harassment panda by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

harassle 

When the act of getting harassed is causing a hassle. For example, somebody making you do something that is really out of the way and they insist that it is done now when you really don't want to. It can be summed up by pretty much anything your parents ask you to do.

Man, house-sitting my parents dogs this week is going to be such a harassle.

That's all the way over town! What a harassle.

harassle by hecantalk March 19, 2007

Exual Harassment 

The act of not letting go after a breakup. Specifically, when the former boyfriend/girlfriend calls, emails, sends gifts, etc. that are unwanted and make the other person highly uncomfortable.

Girl 1: I'm gonna stop taking his calls. I'm tired of him crying and begging for me to take him back. It's creeping me out.

Girl 2: Dude, you shouldn't put up with that. That's exual harassment!

Exual Harassment by HopelessCynic July 24, 2010

Legal Harassment 

Getting sued to death after divorcing an extraordinarily wealthy pit bull. And it's perfectly legal.

Pit Bull: Have my children ready by 5.
Indigent divorcee: OK
Pit Bull's secretary @ 6:15: Mr. Bull is just concluding another hostile takeover; his ETA is now 6:30
Indigent divorcee: OK, but the kids are already famished. I will tide them over with some snacks.
Pit Bull finally shows @ 8:30: Bring me my children.
Indigent divorcee: I just tucked them in.... if you're quiet...
Pit Bull: YOU'RE REFUSING ME CONTACT WITH MY CHILDREN!! <kicks garbage can> I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE & HAULING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO COURT!!
Indigent divorcee: That's legal harassment!
Pit Bull: So sue me. <grin>

Innocent children: Daddy! We waited all night for you!
Pit Bull: Mommy got a little confused again about the time...
Innocent children: Yeah, she made our friends go home really early and didn't feed us dinner until really late!

Legal Harassment by indigent divorcee January 6, 2012

Harassment 

The adult version of bullying.

Despite that people think that bullying ends for awkward people after high school. It doesn't, it's just called harassment now.

Harassment by Celyuh October 1, 2016