hang on sloopy 

A hang on sloopy is a turd that doesn't want to be detached whilst its being laid. Made famous by the McCoys in their 1965 song "Hang on Sloopy", detailing a turdtastic sexual encounter with poo the lead singer had earlier that year.

Annotated original lyrics are below:

Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town
(His ass, of course.)
And everybody yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down
(Who wouldn't? Sloopy is a turd.)
Well, Sloopy I don't care what your daddy do
Cause' you know Sloopy girl I'm in love with you
(Part scat, part fecaphiliac incest.)

Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
(He's laid his Sloopy, but it's hanging on his ass. He can't shake it off.)

Sloopy let your hair down girl, let it hang down on me
Sloopy let your hair down girl ,let it hang down on me
(Observation that the Sloopy has hair in it. Vile.)

Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, come on
Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, Come on
(A masturbation reference?)

Well it feels so good
Come on, Come on
You know it feels so good
Come on, Come on
(Revelation!)

Well, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it Sloopy
(...flush!)

I had a hang on sloopy last night and beat myself off something wicked.

hang on sloopy by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

hang on a dime 

To have little value

Trump's accomplishments hang on a dime!

hang on a dime by Been there and back October 26, 2017

hang one on 

Stay for extra drinks.

e.g. an office party, you get the types of people who show face, maybe have a drink or two then leave. Whereas others 'may hang one' on til later if they're enjoying the party

"Did you hang one on at the works do last night? "

"nah, I knew was driving in the morning, so I sacked it early"

hang one on by pseudonym3901 July 1, 2020

hang it on the wall

Said when about to shake hands, but instead the hand is pulled up & away with the thumb pointed backwards while saying the phrase. Meant to be a joke, but creates mass confusion and an awkward situation instead.

Andy: “I sure am glad to meet you” (reaches out for handshake)
Roger: (quickly pulls hand away) “Hang it on the wall”

hang it on the wall by Otis the Drunk May 24, 2019

Hang time on the monkey 

Where a girl's Vagina lips are very large and hang down. Most men are not to fond of saggy Vagina's.

Have u seen her puss? She's got major Hang Time on the Monkey!

I'm not licking her box, she's got has hella Hang Time on the Monkey!

Hang time on the monkey by chase-o June 29, 2007

frame it and hang it on the wall 

A sarcastic term for someone's making too big a deal out of something, either by verbosely crowing about it or by asking others to show excessive attention/respect to said trivial matter/object.

So you got an acceptance-letter from the local community-college --- like, wow! --- those enrollment-desperate academic honchos will take just about anyone, so it's really no significant praise or great honor directed your way. Whatcha gonna do with the letter --- frame it and hang it on the wall?!??

frame it and hang it on the wall by QuacksO December 29, 2019

stank on my hang-low 

To have sexual intercourse with a woman resulting in the penis smelling like a can of tuna.

Where's Stan?
He left with that chick to get some stank on his hang-low

stank on my hang-low by Grouch April 19, 2004