Gurty Bloggs 

'A name people give due to lack of imagination'

It is used among teachers as an example..

'if Joe Bloggs has 3 apples and Gurty Bloggs eats 2 apples how many are left'

Gurty Bloggs by JEGABABES November 28, 2009

Durty Gurty

when a guy is fucking a chick A in the ass from behing, while chick B eats out chick A from underneath, and then the guy pulls out of chick A super fast and she shits all over the face of chick B. thus making Chick B a `Durty Gurty`

hey steve how was your night?
it was great i had a three way with those two girls and made the blonde a durty gurty!

Durty Gurty by bobandyrandy August 19, 2010

gurtschnurger 

The minute piece of turd that's left clinging to the toilet after multiple flushes.

OMG bob, check out this gurtschnurger. Hes not budging!

gurtschnurger by analfunnyjuice September 4, 2018

guray 

The sexiest guy on earth.

You're soo guray!

guray by louolLP January 2, 2017

Garty 

The King of Simps

Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.

Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.

Her: Hey Garty could you drop me off at my boyfriend's house
Garty: Yeah I guess so

Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?

Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay

*next day*

Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp

Garty by ITSTAZ February 28, 2020

Gurt Pants

Yoga pants that are worn on a large person that should not be wearing yoga pants.

Short for Yogurt Pants.

Man oh Man. Those Gurt Pants on Pamela are stretched where they are almost see through.

Gurt Pants by M.Markes March 26, 2017

Gurt warrior 

A person eats a lot of yoghurt in a certain period of time.

God damn that guy has eaten so much yoghurt. He is such a gurt warrior

Gurt warrior by Gurthvin May 17, 2019