if there's grass on the pitch you can play 

Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.

Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."

if there's grass on the pitch you can play by Bob Sider August 17, 2006

Worker's Gasp 

The Worker's Gasp is used at work when two employees who usually don't know each that other well cross paths and do not know what to say to one another. Instead of trying to come up with quick small talk, one or both employees will instead simply roll their eyes and let out a gasp when they cross paths and make eye contact. This is used much like a simple nod is, but unlike a nod, this gives opportunity for mutual agreement without any spoken words - the mutual agreement being that work sucks and you both don't want to be there, hence the rolled eyes and gasp.

When I first started working and didn't know anyone, I would always let out a Worker's Gasp to all my co-workers that I crossed paths with.

Worker's Gasp by carletonn December 20, 2010

Cutting Someone's Grass 

When someone comes to a group of people and asks to buy drugs and someone says they have that drug before you and you sell your drugs before they do.

- Does anyone have any pot?
- I do, I'll be right back I have to go get it. (leaves)
- Yo i got some pot buy it off me.
- OK
- Man, you're cutting someone's grass.

Cutting Someone's Grass by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005

Sivananda’s Grass 

A Yoga Ashram that is surrounded by marijuana growers who grow a strain of marijuana that induces sensations of Being One with God.

Sally’s belief in God comes from Sivananda’s Grass.

Today I was harvesting Sivananda’s grass and thought I found heaven.

grass marijuana weed god hallucination pot Sivananda Yoga

Sivananda’s Grass by Guruji Irv December 20, 2017

there’s hella grass outside 

there’s hella grass outside

there’s hella grass outside

there’s hella grass outside by slapboichild September 6, 2022

Scrotum Grasp 

The holding of a wine goblet in an under-handed fashion with the goblet stem between the ring and middle finger.

Sonja had a casual yet firm scrotum grasp on her wine glass.

Scrotum Grasp by CJZ444 December 17, 2008

someone's ass is grass 

someone is finished, someone is through, someone is done for.

Private; Looks like somone spilled your cofee, sir.

Major; Well in that case, somones ass is grass.

someone's ass is grass by Light Joker July 6, 2004