Sri Lankan Government 

An on-going fuck up kept alive by a dying boomer generation anxious to milk as many resources as humanely possible.

Did you hear about Hasini's latest screw-up? She really pulled a Sri Lankan Government on that one.

Sri Lankan Government by Made.inSL June 14, 2019

U.S. Government 

A body solely owned by corporations (see corruption) that governs the United States. It's only objectives are to make the people comply to it, to waste money, and to take away your liberties.

You: Look, the U.S. Government just passed new legislation.
Friend: What does it do?
You: It makes healthcare more expensive.

U.S. Government by Some madman on the internet June 12, 2018

puppet government 

When a government in a smaller less powerful country (usually a dictatorship)gets installed by a bigger, more powerful country (usually USA) in replacement of the government the smaller country had previously (usually a democratically elected leader who is assassinated)

There are many puppet governments in the world run by an evil, vicious dictator who was installed by groups such as the CIA because of his support for US interest. A puppet government has been installed in many countries by the CIA
here is a small list which includes but not limits to:
Iran 1953 (democratically elected Mossadeq overthrown and replaced with the Shah)
Chile 1973 ('' '' Salvador Allende overthrown and replaced by vicious Augusto Pinochet)
Cuba (Castro overthrew pro US Batista who was a dictator)
Guatemala 1954
Turkey 1960 and 1980
Nicaragua 1980 - 1989

and it goes on...this is not a conspiracy theory, it is the truth and in the public domain

puppet government by donthate123 November 21, 2013

Government Worker 

An oxymoron.

Man 1: "Betsy just took 12 weeks off from her job!"

Man 2: "She must be a government worker."

Government Worker by PCUTroublemaker February 28, 2013

Government-Media Complex 

Governments and Media through relationships with public relations companies (PR), deceitfully participate
in covert and overt government propaganda which publishes propaganda as news. What are often thought as credible news sources can knowingly or unknowingly be pushing political agendas and propaganda.

Internet is the ONLY alternative to the government-media complex that controls the news and most political propaganda. It is essential that the internet remain free and open from government regulation and that you use it to seek alternative sources for news.

Government-Media Complex by Getafix April 15, 2013

Government peanutbutter 

The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it

"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"

Government peanutbutter by truckintim87 March 29, 2009

Government Supported Private Investigator 

A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.

You achieved the rank of: Government Supported Private Investigator

Government Supported Private Investigator by NovumPhoenixDuck September 24, 2020