Oh SHi- I mean God no 

You say this when you are about to say Oh Sh!t ,but your parents walk in the room.

Person 1: *Stubs toe* Oh shi-
Parents: Walk in the room
Person: I mean God NO
Oh SHi- I mean God no is what you do when your about to say a OH SHIT then your parents or innocent kid walks into the room.

Oh SHi- I mean God no by MonkishAphid69420 December 10, 2019

oh god no 

when you find something so hideous you have to find a laser to get it out of your mind

brodiu: hey wana hav-
broi: oh god no
grabs laser and obliterates brodiu

oh god no by someone else thats not u March 4, 2021

Bussin Bussin on god no kizzy

A better way of saying this tastes good

damn this bussin bussin on god no kizzy

Bussin Bussin on god no kizzy by Reallyfatman February 14, 2022

On god no cap !!! 

People who use this phrase is lying to you most likely.
They're over dramatizing the initial incident.

Cringy tweet: no nigga can touch my girl , cuz ion have a girl

Person 2: On god no cap !!!
Person 2 has 300 girls after him before he post that.
Person 2 is a fuckboy

On god no cap !!! by aatims April 30, 2019

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH 

when shit go bad

(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

on god no crosses count 

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

on god no crosses count by Bailedx March 21, 2024

I swear to god no crosses count 

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

I swear to god no crosses count by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024