Glendale 

The city in Maricopa County, Arizona that borders Phoenix to the west, north, and south, and Peoria to the east.

This city is very economically diverse, with the large, nicer homes in the northern part of the city, and the ghetto neighborhoods on the south end.

Wait, nobody's talked about Glendale, Arizona on here? Wtf.

Glendale by THICK JUICY MEATS May 9, 2021

Glendale 

A city in California that is about 87% filled Armenian people (aka ARMOS, the second hairiest creatures in the world, next to gorillas)

First of all, Armos speed down Broadway, Orange Grove, every street in Glendale....reaching speeds of up to 65 mph

Other than the Armos, Glendale has a nice Mall, the Americana, and would prolly smell nicer with no armos due to their horrible, Orangutan like stench.

If u ever go to the Wilson Mini Park, you will find that the old men and women would be yelling at you and attacking you if u ever make noise. You will also notice that old men GAMBLE for foodstamps and etc.

ALSO there is a sign in the park that says no smkoing within 25 feet of playground, and you will notice VERY CLEARLY that old men will either be smoking cigarettes, pipes, or mini-hookahs from 5 feet away of the playground!!!!!!!

Sooooo.....my point? Glendale is PARADISE CITY for any Armos.

ARA BRO LETS GO WILSON MINI PARK AT GLENDALE AND SMOKE IT HOOKAH OVER DARE...

ARA MAMA KUNEM BROOO MAMA JANNA KUNEM

Glendale by CareBear10 August 18, 2008

glendale 

Glendale is neighborhood full of parents that have lived there their whole life and their kids rep "G-Hood" and they all end up in metro or forest hills. No one knows what or where Glendale except middle village. Glendale up ghood up!

GIRL:Hey have you been to Glendale ?
Boy: yes I've been to Glendale once?
Girl: where In Glendale?
Boy: that mall in Glendale I think it's called atlas ?

glendale by GHOOOOOD April 24, 2017

Glendale 

Girls are hoes and cheat on their boyfriends

If You date a girl from Glendale she either breaks up with you or cheats

Glendale by Smhhoe April 10, 2019

Glendale 

The cleanest, quietest city in Los Angeles County. No celebrities live here, so it is a very quiet city with no night life and no tourism. Glendale has many beautiful neighborhoods, most characteristically, the Rossmoyne area, with houses built mostly during a housing boom in the 1930's. Glendale is politically conservative and has a high proportion of immigrants, most notably, Armenians.

Glendale is like a small, midwestern city.

Glendale by Leslie C. Brand July 7, 2008

Glendale 

A town in Southern California and also an area in Queens, New York that no one knows about and is annoying to get to, the M train sucks and isn’t even in Glendale, it’s in Ridgewood and Glendale is full of white people,

There’s no subway in Glendale and it’s all buses. Be prepared to see ALL White people.

Glendale by holyshiteverythingisused January 25, 2020

Glendale 

Pop band from Ocala Florida. Known for being pro gay rights.
Thus when someone is a glendale they are for gay people and gay rights

Dude you're so Glendale on that issue of gay rights.

Glendale by bushwa July 3, 2006