gark 

the owner of the all of the whole - GOD

gark is the owner of the all

gark by god September 28, 2004

gark 

Star of tv show "Gark in the Dark"

ME:"did you see gark in the dark last night?"
YOU: "i put it on but was to dark to make out what was going on"

gark by Mr Frowe March 2, 2004

Gark 

To throw up/ spew To be sick, vomit

I was out at a mates on the piss the night before & drank a shit load of bourbon, the next day I was so crook I had gark more then once...

Gark by Lyndog July 5, 2009

Gark 

Gark mean a 'customer' in Pakistani slang. Mostly used by British Pakistani drug dealers.

Link the 'gark' in that alleyway.

Is that a 'gark' ringing.

Gark by gark October 19, 2012

gark 

Describes a being who believes he is up with technologys latest gadgets and gizmos, and could possible relate to making a car look more fancy with add ons etc

Did you see the Garks new phone it is the newest model?

or

That Ford focus must belong to a gark.

gark by Gary cook December 7, 2003

Gark 

The sound made when choking on your own dick; the word was coined by youtube host Reina Scully.

That creepy dude in the back of class died of garking last night when he was home alone.

Gark by SourceFed Podcast Listener July 17, 2016

gark 

when your dick herts from wanking to long

dave had been wanking for days and his dick felt like it was on fire

dave seid " ow shit ive gark ed it

gark by dddgg March 13, 2010