Finching 

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.

"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."

Finching by KevinMyers February 9, 2010

Finching it 

Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.

Dude 1: Where's Jeff?
Dude 2: Home. He's Finching it today

Finching it by Griff27 August 13, 2017

Fuching

To test, tutor, or work for "the Fuchs" in any capacity.

"I did a lot of Fuching this week, I could use a day off."

"How's Fuching going?"

"Are you planning on Fuching next year?"

Fuching by Trip Fontaine May 13, 2010

finching off

Spending a lot of time answering emails or message board posts in a long winded and repetitive manner, often at the expense of useful activity. Similar to jacking off, but less pleasurable.

We missed half a day of work because my ride was up til 3 AM last night finching off on the computer in the motel lobby again.

finching off by metaverse December 10, 2010

Flunching 

The act of throwing up in the vagina of an unsuspecting female during cunnilingus.

I can't bring myself to write an example of flunching...

Flunching by Gishypoos April 20, 2009

Fenching 

Playing or doing something excessively , in particular Video games grinding away with no exposure to sunlight and destroying relationships, gaming goals are all that matter!

Sam and josh are fenching call of duty this weekend, don’t not expect to see them leave their rooms!

Fenching by G marshal Malus May 2, 2020

Fenching 

To play video games excessively and become obsessed with every detail, everything else is less important than video games on a weekend of fenching, no breaks are necessary, food delivery is the only acceptable method of cooking, sleep is a waste of time & girlfriends/boyfriends should be blocked for fenching commitments unless they are also participating in a full fench.

Occasionally used to describe binge-watching a Netflix series without breaks.

Word popularly used by London gamers.

"Fenching my way through the entire game no breaks"

" I Fenched the whole Baldurs gate 3 campaign in 48 hours"

" I need to fench the new Fortnite update, I'm calling in sick"

"I fenched

Fenching by Wuujuu September 13, 2023