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Fossilized ape 

An elderly black male who lives off the white males money. This word is a devestating insult to those of the African American race, so use it as much as possible to insult the peasants we call niggers.
Privileged White Male: "Oh hey Billy look at the fossilized ape over there living off our hard earned money, what a nigger, black male, let's insult this peasant."
Billy: "We should whip him with our slavery whips."
Fossilized ape by Communism Is Good December 17, 2017

Reverse fossilisation 

Reverse fossilisation or reverse fossilization is to turn a robot into a organic life forum like from Futurama Episode "Anthology of Interest II" Bender turning into a Human.
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've invented a way to turn Bender into a human using a process I call "reverse fossilisation".

Leela: How does it work?

Farnsworth: Well, in regular fossilisation, flesh and bone turn to minerals. Realising that, it was a simple matter to reverse the process. I've already tested it by turning the toaster into a racoon.

He puts the racoon on a table. It runs around and two slices of toast pop out of it. Fry takes a bite.

Fry: Kinda game-y.

Farnsworth: Are you ready, Bender?

Bender: I dunno. I'm beginning to have some second thoughts--

Farnsworth throws a switch and Bender is zapped with electricity � la the countless Frankenstein films. He slowly starts to take human form. He grows hair, a nose and...

Hermes: Cover your shame, mon!

He puts some underpants on Bender. The table tips up and human Bender walks off. Everyone gasps.

Farnsworth: It worked! Eat it, everyone whose never won a Nobel Prize! And that includes you, Amy!
Reverse fossilisation by Ramaness December 19, 2009

fossilized 

When someone has smoked too much weed and passes out for hours.
Man that bitch is fuckin' fossilized.
fossilized by Do Kari April 21, 2011

Fossilcheese

Whatever the heck you want it to mean! Originated in Waterloo Ontario.
What the Fossilcheese are you doing!

Fossilcheese! My teacher gave me an F!

Fossilicious 

The state of being old, yet still somewhat desirable.
"Is my body too fossilicious for you?"
Fossilicious by The Mighty Mushu December 1, 2022

fossilized 

Anything used to much due to sexual relations

Usually a guy
Author: uve just been fossilized loser
Fossilized person: shutup im not even a slut, leave me alone
fossilized by fauker March 7, 2009