the floppies 

impotence; erectile dysfunction

Got a really bad case of the floppies last night. :(

the floppies by trektruck September 22, 2016

strippy floppies 

a stripperesque platform adaption of the flippy floppy

Lounging poolside, we couldn't contain ourselves when a random hook strolled through donning some ridiculous strippy floppies.

strippy floppies by shawkstar June 29, 2009

Flippy Floppies

Large, flat, natural female breast.

Did you see those flippy floppies?

Flippy Floppies by kflip182 August 5, 2009

Floppish 

When an object flops out of control.

When riding on the roller coaster his hair was floppish.

Floppish by Werd Sewtart November 3, 2016

Lap Flappies

A womans labia.

I could chew on those lap flappies for hours.

Lap Flappies by Kawalski December 24, 2009

Chest Flappies 

Boobs that are large enough to flap up and down

Jim--"Hey Bill check out them chest flappies"

Bill--"They look quite alright"

Chest Flappies by way2ez4_sully November 18, 2009

lost floppie 

The urban legend of the lost fisherman named nicknamed "Floppie" that very few people said he flopped face first into a river and was mysteriously dragged into the water by some large fish shadow and was presumably killed due to the blood in the aftermath. His body was never found. The few people that know this legend have very different speculations on what this fish shadow could have been ranging from being the fish devil to being the devils cushion.

Lost floppie lived and died, the end.

lost floppie by Supernamo February 9, 2022