Fire Hydrant
Jimmy, you should get with Carol, I hear that she's a fire hydrant, she'll sleep with you on the first date for sure!
Fire Hydrant by inoemyshit December 11, 2014
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A way to describe someone physically built in a way similar to a fire hydrant, such people are usually a bit shorter, yet solidly built and wide in the shoulders, but not fat. If they are fat they become a tank. Such people usually have good balance, thick necks, a low centre of gravity, and strong momentum behind their punches, and are usually deceptively strong, as seen in MMA fighters such as Matt Hughes and Sean Sherk.
Sen Dog from Cypress Hill is a classic example of a fire hydrant build. I wouldn't fuck around with him if I was you.
fire hydrant by El Skuncho August 3, 2007
Fire Hydrant
The act of vomiting and shitting at the same time, as a result of seeing or tasting something disgusting.
Fire Hydrant by king bizzallz January 2, 2004
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fire hydrant: multiple meanings;
a) to use a penis enlarging pump to make your penis turn large,swollen and red to resemble a fire hydrant.
b) peeing on a red headed girl
a) to use a penis enlarging pump to make your penis turn large,swollen and red to resemble a fire hydrant.
b) peeing on a red headed girl
"so i went to the sex store with lindsay lohan. needless to say, i had a double fire hydrant experience last night. freaky friday!"
fire hydrant by miguelacutty June 9, 2007
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Gah, just had a fire hydrant from that burrito yesterday. That skeezar waitress must have put something in it.
fire hydrant by Tray Graham March 25, 2005
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fire hydrant by OldManSack March 22, 2012
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a fire hydrant is an inside joke used between my friends.... meaning when a fugly guy sees a hot woman (us) and gets the urge to come and fuck us getting a boner.
Fire hydrant by Brosephine kasberger January 24, 2017