fiddleshits

An interjection that is used to express great disappointment or disgust over how a particular event occurred. The word is a artistic way of expressing displeasure due to the attachment of the word "shit" to the harmless interjection "fiddlesticks."

Matt: Joe can you grab the bong for me?
*Joe attempts to grasp the bong but he bumps the table with his knee spilling the foul smelling liquid on his pants and the floor*
Joe&Matt: AAAAW FIDDLESHITS!

fiddleshits by TheForestTroll July 31, 2012

Fiddledicking 

To waste time, mess around, goof off.

Has anyone seen Chopp today? No, but I bet he's at BK's house fiddledicking around.

Fiddledicking by Ratcliff Grove Warrior May 11, 2016

Diddle my fiddle 

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.

Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.

Diddle my fiddle by iNfONATION January 28, 2014

fiddlepop 

To fiddlepop is to smash a string instrument over someones head.

"Yo Imma fiddlepop the shit out of fred"

fiddlepop by liamcool February 3, 2017

promise fiddle 

The act of exchanging spirit fingers with a friend when coming to an agreement- quite similar to the act of a handshake.

"Promise fiddle me that you'll invite us to Stamford."

promise fiddle by Snacks N Kits September 5, 2011

cotton fiddler 

A cotton fiddler Is where someone dips there testicle into wax and seals envelopes with their testicles

Josh is a cotton fiddler he seals my envelopes with his balls

cotton fiddler by the fiddler of cotton February 27, 2014

Drunk as a fiddler's bitch 

A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.

Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.

Drunk as a fiddler's bitch by SteelBeach71 April 27, 2014