felonious bone 

A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.

Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!

felonious bone by moosec May 5, 2009

Felonious Trumping 

The act of posting to Facebook or any other Social Media news stories that are false.

It's obvious that the dude is Felonious Trumping everything he posts.

Felonious Trumping by Hillary is my President November 17, 2016

Felonious Monk 

A criminal.

Joey D's selling his car.

It's probably stolen, that guy's a Felonious Monk.

Felonious Monk by Shuaman March 2, 2019

Felonious bullshit 

Bullshit so bad it rises to the level of a felony.

Man that was some felonious bullshit that guy just said!

Felonious bullshit by Exdink April 7, 2017

Felonious Chubby Chaser 

The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.

Elvin is the most classic example of a Felonious Chubby Chaser.

Felonious Chubby Chaser by DocHuskie April 10, 2008

felonious trunk 

A particularly attractive posterior booty, male or female, that might lead one to do something he or she would not otherwise do.

Girl, the felonious trunk booty on that guy over there might make me lose my mind!

felonious trunk by deagler11 January 7, 2013

Felonious Alien 

One who is from somewhere else and does not belong to the area in question where it is required by federal law to be approved for membership.

Considering the recent concerns of accuracy in descriptions of immigrant statuses combined with the debate over terms and descriptors as to who may and may not be designated as residents or accompanying resident statuses. Terms such as Illegal Alien, Undocumented Workers, Illegal Citizens, Illegal Workers, Undocumented Residents, and Undocumented Citizens are euphemisms for status. Felonious Alien seems to be most accurate with regard to people of foreign countries entering a country without properly following the standards of entry and compliance of residency. In many countries it is a violation of that countries law to enter, reside, work, or maintain a long term habitat in that country without approval from the appropriate government agency(s) .

Pierre lived in Napa Valley for 8 years while working for Vinofile Vineyards. He thought he was not one of “those people”. Pierre had never applied for residency and was surprised when the Immigration Agents showed up even though he had known he was a Felonious Alien. Having thought the focus would be on the Central and South American Natives he gleefully showed the agent the work files. Nonetheless, Pierre was deported to his homeland on the same day his employees were sent home to their countries. Each was a Felonious Alien and thought they could suck the teat of the prosperous with impunity while escaping the tyranny of taxes and enjoying the benefits thereof along with the law of the land and everything the country in question was built upon.

Felonious Alien by PackerFever March 4, 2007