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Poke the beasty and feed it some grass 

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.
Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

feed a stoner scrambled eggs 

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!

Feed and Seed

the act of taking a woman out on a date to a restaurant and then having sex with her, usually without a condom
Yo Kelly! If you are free Wednesday night, I would like to feed and seed you! wine and dine
Feed and Seed by PJ Swaggie Swag October 14, 2013

Feed me seymour 

An expression of desire, a request for satiation.
I want to attack that village! Feed me Seymour!
Feed me seymour by duderanch May 21, 2008

Don't feed me straight lines 

Usually in a comedy situation with two people, one is the "straight man". He sets up the funny guy with a "straight line" -- a statement which allows the funny guy to make a joke. Therefore a straight line is really a "set up" for a joke.

Feed the sharks

-verb
When one produces stool in a toilet. After flushed, the waste ultimately is sent to the ocean and is eaten by sharks.
Let me call you back, Nacho. I have to feed the sharks.
Feed the sharks by drunkchuck January 2, 2010