FB suggestion battle

On Facebook when a friend suggestion appears at the top of your screen for multiple weeks but you will not send that individual a friend request and they won't send one to you because of dominance. The person who finally sends the request to the other is declared that person's bitch.

Cam: "Me and Eric have 117 friends in common but he won't send me a friend request"
Stevie: "Don't give in and lose the FB suggestion battle man!"
Cam: "I'm not, he's my bitch"

FB suggestion battle by Yamomsass November 10, 2009

l.t.f.b.s syndrome 

LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULL SHIT SYNDROME

Yes Sir your honer I was going to show up for the hearing last month for your hearing but my L.T.F.B.S SYNDROME WAS REALLY acting up everytime I tried to come in.

l.t.f.b.s syndrome by markantwhite August 23, 2015

fb stalker 

Someone who comments on everything the said stalkee does on Facebook, ie status change, quiz results, new pictures, within one minute of uploading.

An fb stalker is unwanted by all, and should be treated with great caution as they know when you have blocked them and them only because they ask other people if they're blocked also.

1. "Bloody hell, I can't upload ANYTHING without Dylan commenting something lame on it first, he's turned my page into a fucking comment repellent now!"

2. "You just know she's sitting there waiting for my reply, that last one took under a minute, when did she turn into an fb stalker?!?!"

You'll know when it happens, so heed my warning!

fb stalker by hanndawg April 21, 2009

FB Soap 

noun - soap used exclusively for the purpose of cleaning one's hands pre-or-post finger bang (fb).

1) Dang, that girl Gina sure is stanky! I hope you used the fb soap after you guys hooked up at the party.

2) Melissa noticed that her lover's hands were dirty from working in the garage, so she broke out the fb soap in case they decided to get busy before dinner.

FB Soap by Muscelly Mens September 13, 2011

fb smartass 

Someone who never likes your post or pics they only comment to be a smartass or to try to prove tou wrong.

I have to delete this FB smartass comment some dickweed left on my status.

fb smartass by Tabbywhacker December 26, 2016

fb season 

football season

it’s fb season bro!

fb season by tdog420 February 14, 2018

FB Sexting 

commenting back and forth of two or more parties in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit

FB Sexting

Wall Post: Gabe- "I wish you would have come to my tent"

Comments:Allison- "me too, I hear your the best"

Gabe- "there is always next year"

Allison- "I can't wait, your Muay Thai turns me on"

FB Sexting by welterweightpdx August 3, 2010