fatman scrotum 

equivalent to a lachoe, just classier.

Marcus 1: Ewww is that a fatman scrotum?

Marcus 2: fuckin run fellas

fatman scrotum by vectorise August 10, 2020

fatman huo 

a rather douchy chinkerdinker known for making rude jokes and blatant cockblock. extremely fat and also known for having small balls and small veins. also very insistent on not giving a shit about anything, making it very difficult to defeat him.

ME to girl: hey u wanna hang out later?
Fatman Huo: SO U CAN FUCK HER, MAN THATS NASTY
girl: uhmmm sorry no thx...
ME: GOD UR SUCH A ASSHOLE
FATMAN HUO: no im just fatman huo.

fatman huo by 123 PEBRO 321 May 7, 2010

Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues 

In Southern States a euphemism for clitoris is "the man in the boat" referring to the lone passenger in the dory shaped vulva. Many newly weds are determined to sink him. " Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues" is a reference to an engorged clitoris in need of attention.

I met a woman in a bar Friday night who told me she had a Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues at home. She wanted to know if I was interested in cheering him up.

Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues by Hydraulic Ride February 24, 2019

Fatman Index 

A variation of the heat index for weather. The fatman index measures how well each person handles the heat. Some people don't mind the heat, others fear it like grim death. The worse you handle heat, the higher the fatman index. This is based on the real lazy fat man who hates the heat and sweats like a pig. Originates from the area of Genoa, Illinois.

"This heat is terrible! fatman index is through the roof!"

"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."

Fatman Index by The Ripper April 1, 2005

fatman scoop 

firstly derived from the word phat, later adding the man scoop. Very unlike the 'rapper' fatman scoop, who is just a fat twat, fatman scoop is a word used to describe something that is realy realy cool. Also used as an expression of glee after something cool has happened.

'check out that car, its fatman scoop'
'wow that was fatman scoop!'

fatman scoop by Adi Bull June 14, 2005

fatman bean bag  

this occurs when some big batty fatty rolls down the stairs and cos he ate so much baked beans the beans come out his balls + then he sits in a non stick pan

'ahh dayyymmm mandem i heard youse gots trapped in a fatman bean bag ! dammmnnn homie i feel for yo! you gotzzz big batty fatty rolled daayyym!'

fatman bean bag by MUSHY PEAS January 3, 2008

Fatman nap 

When a fat man(offensive lineman) is cutting weight, and is so hungry he takes a nap to stop him from eating

Bro I took a fatman nap yesterday

Fatman nap by Anyonomes 48 hunnid March 8, 2022