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faking it 

When a woman (or sometimes man) fake an orgasm in order to make the partner think they are a sex god/dess.
Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.
faking it by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Faking Depression 

Someone Who Begs And Is Desperate For Attention. That They Resort To Faking Depression To Their Friends, And On Social Media
My Friend Web Just Posted That He Has Depression

Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is

OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!

faking (fakin) 

1. To call someone out to a fight and back down out of fear
2. To try to appear tough and hard but really be a little bitch on the inside
3. To use lies and false propaganda to make it seem as if you are a pimp or a G
This word is basically like the dictionary version of the word "fake" in that is has to do with appearing false as a negative act.
1. "Ey ain't that them niggaz from Leewood?"
-"Man hell yea, but don't waste ya time, them niggaz fakin"
2. "Ey I'm trynna unload on them niggaz cuz, I heard they was fakin on me
3."Cuz you be fakin liiike, (you be fakin riiight)- Backyard Band 9-29-03
faking (fakin) by Mister_12G January 26, 2005

Faking the Snake 

Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
(DrDisastor) I worked with a guy who was down on his luck. He was really a strange guy but was nice enough that I didn't think anything of him. The poor bastard would walk several miles to work but never missed a shift. A few of us would pick him up/drop him off when the weather was bad or we felt like it. One night dropping him off we got to talking about the ladies at work and who we thought were attractive. He mentions he only really likes this one girl and with a cold realistic tone and stare tells me "And if you say anything I WILL kill you.". Riiiiight, NP man your secret is safe with me.

Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.

(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.

(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)
Faking the Snake by IkarusIkarus November 2, 2017

Faking jacks

Frontinsaying you did something you didn't do.

Lying.
Man 1: I robbed this man last week
Man2: Nahh you faking jacks

Man 3 : Yeah aight you lying
Faking jacks by FreeAhkil June 9, 2019

faking love 

Another terminology for 'masturbation'. Since one would make love, but instead if it's masturbation, you are therefore creating artificial love, therefore faking said love.
"Feel like faking love to youu"

"I'd fake love to you all night long"

"I think we should fake love"
faking love by Dowlii January 24, 2010