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Fairfax Fudgsicle 

The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.
Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.
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Fairfax County Public Schools 

A county that is supposedly one of the richest in the COUNTRY, yet fails to administer doors to classrooms and bathroom stalls or textbooks that aren't at least 8 years old unless you were born in the right year.
We have cash, but screw the kids!

fairfax high school 

n. a school made of tin can walls and has its own ghetto.
a place where white people are a minority
where the principle is a leprechaun nazi
we have a record breaking number of asains
where even the teachers are druggies
and a woman with a mullet by the name of sue strikes fear into the hearts of white kids everywhere.
sue to a black kid:do you have a pass?
black kid: fuck no
sue: ok come have a smoke with me

sue to a white kid: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT OF CLASS
white kid: i have a pass
sue: THATS NO EXCUSE... YOUR SUSPENDED BITCH

--good times--
fairfax high school by spermantha February 25, 2005

Fairfax County 

A pretty good place to grow up. Borders Loudoun County to the west, Arlington, Alexandria and DC to the east, and Prince William to the South. The Potomac runs alongside it at points.

Very well educated, and not too much crime (especially compared to DC, with Southeast DC in particular). Racially diverse as well, and also quite liberal, though that has its positive and negative side. The Washington Metro, a subway system with stops in multiple parts of VA, DC and Maryland, is a wonderful asset (though those coming from New York shouldn't expect all too much). Temperatures can get into the 90s during the summer and dip below 20 in the winter, but the summers and winters are manageable.

Unfortunately, with the high income of this area comes pretty expensive costs of living. Some teachers in Fairfax County Public Schools (a very good, but not perfect school system) have to commute from outside the county's borders. And yes, traffic can be awful. The Metro should be used as much as possible.

Are there huge differences between Fairfax County and Montgomery County (Maryland), Arlington or Alexandria? No, not really. They're all places some people would dream to raise their kids. Anyone who's ready to trash another part of the DC suburbs should remember how fortunate those people are to be near a wonderful city and in a relatively safe environment.
"So where did you go to high school?"
"Oh, in Fairfax County."
"Not bad! Be thankful for all the resources you have there. I grew up in a place with a bad school system, lots of crime and not many opportunities."

Fairfax County 

A county in NoVA that people who live there will constantly tell you that its "culturally diverse". In reality its the typical American suburb full of white people stuck up in upper-middle class homes in cul-de-sacs. Traffic is horrible here since the county can never project its growing population and has 2 lane roads serving massive suburban sprawl developments. Only thing good about this county is it schools and those are at best DECENT. Every high school and most elementary schools are extremely overcrowded but some odd ass reason the middle schools are under crowded. Oh yeah the boundaries for the schools look like they were drawn by a local preschool class. Kids will be bussed to schools 2 miles away but live across from one. Everyone in the western portion of the county wishes that the Loudoun County line would be drawn further east so *GASP!!!!!!!!* they wouldnt have to live in the same county as Springfield!!!!!!!!!! Cuz ya know, one bad, insignificant place that there own county left to rot back in the late 1980s. Also, if you drive around you will begin to notice that all the houses look the same. Most of the time you can correctly guess the floorplan of a home from looking at it. The neighborhoods here are very territorial, places such as Hampton Forest in Fairfax or Virginia Run in Centreville are majority white neighborhoods where the teenagers who live there think they own the world and that anyone who lives in house worth less than 600K is dirt poor.
Fairfax County, a place where people tell you its diverse, when in reality its full of suburban white people.
Fairfax County by Fellow Suburbanite December 30, 2014

fairfax high school 

A high school in the 703 where "The Main Thing is to keep the Main Thing the Main Thing" has been replaced with "Stay classy, Fairfax" and "Good morning, young scholars".

Beware of Singhman! He aims to kill.
White people are a minority.
We HATE Langley and Woodson.
There's controversey over the lion in the commons. Good or bad luck? Pick your side!
Our colors are royal blue and white/gray, we're the rebels, and our mascot's a lion. (He now has abs, woot woot)

We constantly joke about being rebels. Well, ya knoww, we are badasssss.
Fair WHAT? FAIRFAXXX
Chantilly girl: Hey, cute jersey!
Fairfax High School girl: yeah, the colors work well together, right? I love the blue and white.

Chantilly girl: Woah, you didn't do your homework?

Fairfax High School girl: Yeah, I know, I'm such a rebel. Ahahaha!

Fairfax High School 

Asia on the east coast...consolidated into a school much too small.
Run by a Nazi.
Tons of drug trafficking.
You can learn different languages walking through the halls, which by the way are made of aluminum foil.
see Hell for more details
--: Konichiwa!
++: Ya want weed wit dat?
Fairfax High School by fhs rebel February 10, 2005