reverse facebook stalk 

When you're currently stalking one person's photos, and another person in their photos catches your attention. You then proceed to stalk this person.

Dude, I was stalkin' Katie last night, but then I saw this picture Leila, and reverse facebook stalked her.

reverse facebook stalk by Dr Jiggah January 19, 2011

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.

A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking by Insert_Name June 4, 2013

facebook stalking 

A covert method of investigation using facebook.com. Good for discovering a wealth of information about people you don't actually know.

person 1: Did you go to the _________ party last night?
person 2: No, but I was routinely facebook stalking (insert name of person you have never actually spoken to but have frequently visited his/her facebook profile)'s photos and saw pictures from it. It looked fetch.

facebook stalking by Jenny19 December 27, 2005

facebook stakeout

the act of lurking on facebook until the right person appears in your online friends list. and then waiting some more until you get the balls to talk to them.

a facebook stakeout can be very boring, but that thirty seconds where you ask the person what your english homework was and then try to make a conversation out of it is so rewarding.

facebook stakeout by fuckyouguysi'mgoinghome97124 November 16, 2009

Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome

When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.

Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.

Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome by Forever Alone Forever Alone December 18, 2011

Facebook Stalker Bar

The 'friend activity' feed added to the right side of your screen as part of the 9/21/11 changes to Facebook's layout.

Dude, the new Facebook Stalker Bar is stalkerific!! I used to have to work to creep on my Facebook crush, but now everything she does or says on Facebook comes right to my screen!

Facebook Stalker Bar by ralfdallas September 23, 2011

Facebook Stalking 

Facebook Stalking, like regular stalking, allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the person they are interested in; the stalkee if you will. Unlike regular stalking, Facebook Stalking is less likely to have an illegal component and is generally accepted by it's voyeuristic victims. The argument being, that if you didn't want others to know about your life, you wouldn't post it all over the internet.

Person 1: Do you have a crush on Billy?

Person 2: I'm not sure yet, I need to go home and do some Facebook Stalking first.

Facebook Stalking by Jenny Caruso December 20, 2008