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jackson pollock face paint 

While engaging in reverse cowgirl anal sex the rider will receiving an anal cream pie. The rider will then stand up over the face of their partner and fart. This results in bits of semen and feces covering the partner’s face resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.
Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.

mexican face paint 

slapping someone withe shit in your hand
i just used mexican face paint on ur sister
mexican face paint by AZ man January 21, 2011

mexican face paint 

during intercourse, when one substitutes another's face for a canvas, deploys massive amounts of fecal matter upon it, then uses their erected penial instrument as a utensil of artistic expression
so...your mother and i tried something new last night. i gave her a mexican face paint...she loved it!
mexican face paint by tdogg6940 October 28, 2009

Tribal Face Paint 

When someone on their period sits on your face.
“Oh yeah dude! I felt like chief of the tribe when she rode my face! Tribal Face Paint all over!”
Tribal Face Paint by Furphobic November 23, 2023

paint face 

Cumming on a face, a facial on the receiving partner after male ejaculation. Typical for aggressive experienced sexual males to paint the females face when they are cumming.
Ol girl is real nasty bro and will let the whole crew paint face on everything!

ill paint your face 

Basically saying im gonna nut in your face...