dick eye 

What it is called when you get smoke in your eye. It is rather irritating and causes your eye to tear up and impair your eyesight for a mere couple seconds.

Rich: Yeah, I rolled a joint about as thick as my finger and when I smoked it, I got dickeye like 10 times.

dick eye by Frows December 11, 2004

Dick eye 

When a female hasn't sucked dick in a while may lead to blindness and loss of hearing weight and common sense

Philip gave Taijahnay Dick eye 3 days ago

Dick eye by Sackofjoy112 October 8, 2025

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth 

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden]/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

Dick as far as the eye can see 

When your somewhere and there is only males.

Dude 1: Hey man whats up with that party? Is there any hot babes?

Dude 2: No man just dick as far as the eye can see.

Dick as far as the eye can see by peteypablo204 January 7, 2010

dick in the eye 

When someone sticks their dick in your eye, or someone elses eye. While some may think this is gay, this is 0wnage -- pwnage in all senses.

First person: My dark magician does 23..
Other person: DICK IN THE EYE
First person: FUCK!!!!!111111111 I GOT NUBBED!?!11

dick in the eye by fusion99_0 March 13, 2003

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick 

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick by Shuaman December 30, 2021

dead eye dicky

To hit the mark right on

Dead eye Dicky!
Scream out the top of your voice when something is spot on.

dead eye dicky by Croatian Creation December 11, 2011