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pudendum enlargement

the term used for the penis girls grow. generally they have to cut it weekly, but to really depends on the person. it can grow from 1-6 inches, but it really depends on the hormones, genetics, age, and weight. it stops growing with menopause, and sex can often speed up the growing process. some girls get a shot or a removal surgery at birth and were never taught about it, some get removal surgeries when they’re older.
umm...does that girl have a penis?”
“yeah bro that’s pudendum enlargement”
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redneck penis enlargement 

a lift kit, usually used on rusty 4x4 ford trucks bearing excessive bondo and nascar stickers with a bed full of empty budweiser, mgd, or pabst blue ribbon cans. driven by rednecks often wearing hubcap size belt buckles and wranglers with a can of chewing tobacco(preferably copenhagen) in the back pocket.
bubba:hey biff, check out his redneck penis enlargement. it's 'bout gottabee 8 inches.
biff:if a had one like that i could clear them 38 inch mudders i got under my double wide.

enlarger 

A device for making photo prints from film negatives.
It has nothing to do with penis enlargement
-I got an enlarger!
-Isn't your penis too small?
-It's a photographic enlarger, you idiot!
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pianist enlargement 

Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.
"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."

"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.

breast enlargement surgery 

A wonderful work of God, a gift to every straight man, lesbian, slut, self-aware robot man or genetic mutant. Praise!
My girlfriend had breast enlargement surgery, it ruined my life. I once got lost in there for three weeks.

Penis enlargement pills 

The most delicious item you will ever be served at your local mcdonalds. Many mistake them for crack coacaine as they have a similar color. With the scent of boobs and the texture of nail polish. Lots of people enjoy spending time where they consume the item.
"Man, did you get the wrong size Penis enlargement pills again?"