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electromagnetic dildo 

a sex toy used by robots to jolt the metalic insert placed in orifice of choice prior to use.
Me- Your mom uses an electromagnetic dildo.
Carrie- No she dosent
Me- Must have been your Christmas presnet then.

electromagnetic waves 

a wave created by sharks while desecrating
i was swimming when electromagnetic waves touched my titties

my best friend screamed when electromagnetic waves hit his fallopian tube

Electromagnetic radiation 

Electromagnetic radiation is a spectrum that includes from least to most powerful:
Radio Waves, Microwaves, Infrared, Visible Light(You see this), UV, X-rays & Gamma rays.
Teacher: Ok class today we are going to learn about Electromagnetic radiation.
Student: So, Radio, Microwave, Infrared, Visible, UV, X-Rays and Gamma Rays?
Teacher: ...Yes.

Electromagnetic Misinterference Decoagulator 

Oh, this is a ripe one lads, pull up a sofa. It started wayyyyyy back in ought 5. Back in those days, when a horse hacker manages to o pine the top hatch of an amalgomous feces fence, proprietarily, the radio detective decouples the vernier anomaly from the upper frequency ratio, which is the square inverse of the prenontemporal modulation sine waveform function. Conversely, when the agreed upon interference parameters are disproportionately and semi entirely achieved manually, an appropriate interference procedure can be re generated hyperbolically, and applied to the lower quadrant via ionic particulate deposition practices. Afterward, the unit can be cleaned with a pressure mop and returned to service instantaneously, using relativistic enhancers.
The Electromagnetic Misinterference Decoagulator was used to locate, my BOYFRIEND, Osama Bin Laden (no relation).

Electromagnetic Field 

The thing that all those dorks who put the hoes over the bros have.

Electromagnetic-Ewan 

This word is used to describe people who smell of 5p colognes and margarita paninis. You will often find these creatures in primary schools looking for a place to whip there arse out.
Electromagnetic-ewan is a fat bastard