The biggest f*cking douchebag in utica history. One who likes to take steroids and gets off emailing and web camming his ex-girlfriend.One who after a long day of classes being shot down by both women and men, likes to touch his small penis and rub his tiny over-roided balls.
Kris is an edder, you can tell.
Lucas is an edder, but instead of girls, they are guys.
The homie mute is rolling deep because he's an edder!
The edder's here are Sergio and Rene.
Alex can't possibly be an edder, girls don't like him.
You can tell Daniel is not an edder, he's the opposite.
a person who is always unhappy with himself and more unhappy with his small penis. One who likes to take it hard up the ass as he stares at other men who are more muscled than himself. The kind of person that likes to go to the "bathroom" and "shower" with his boys every time someone goes in. A sick fuck head who is insecure with himself and has no confidence to go up and talk to anyone else besides his ex-girlfriend.
Kris: Come on Yoobin lets do this right!
Yoobin: Im sorry masta, Yes masta.
Kris: That’s right bitch, now take it like an EdDeCarlo!
One who is duped into the teachings of abstinence-based sex ed. Some beliefs include the notion that oral/anal sex isn't really sex, that the human body is something to be ashamed of, that condoms cause cancer, that you can get pregnant by petting, that half of all gay teens have AIDS, that AIDS can be spread through tears, and the studies that show how ab-ed fails to curb teen pregnancy rates either don't exist, or are part of the evil liberal mediaconspiracy. Often self-righteous, holier-than-thou.
My friend told me that when she got married, her ab-edder friends wouldn't let her wear a white dress because it "symbolized purity" and she wasn't a virgin. I said she should've slapped their arrogant bitch asses.