Definitions by SmallTony
EdDeCarlo
a person who is always unhappy with himself and more unhappy with his small penis. One who likes to take it hard up the ass as he stares at other men who are more muscled than himself. The kind of person that likes to go to the "bathroom" and "shower" with his boys every time someone goes in. A sick fuck head who is insecure with himself and has no confidence to go up and talk to anyone else besides his ex-girlfriend.