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Boyfriend Dysmorphia 

When your friend thinks a guy is hot … but he is so not. For example, when a girl thinks a nice, but short, fat, bald man 10 years older than her is hot ...
Girl, you have boyfriend dysmorphia if you think that sad old geek is hot.
Boyfriend Dysmorphia by AkAussie September 21, 2018

gamer dysmorphia 

When you have a deceived perception of your skill at gaming
I think I have gamer dysmorphia because I thought I was good at this game, but I keep loosing.
gamer dysmorphia by crustycasserole December 28, 2020

Dental Dysmorphia

A misconception about the way one's teeth look; the misconception that one's teeth are terrible.
Her dental dysmorphia was so severe that she thought the .05 inch space between her 2 front teeth was a mile wide.
Dental Dysmorphia by Evy G August 18, 2009

academic dysmorphia 

A type of dissorder that freshman get due to a lack of social life. This comes from the root word 'morf' meanig: to change, form.
Vanessa has academic dysmorphia. SHE CAN'T STOP.

Muscle dysmorphia 

Kyle Marerro
"bro, I feel so small" - muscle dysmorphia

"I'm not even big"
Muscle dysmorphia by jashleigh December 11, 2012

Rugby dysmorphia 

Rugby dysmorphia is a mental disorder characterized by the obsessive idea that a rugby player thinks they're twice as broad as they are.
Rugby player: "Wow I really must say, I have quite a strong and broad physique".

Me: "No mate you're actually a pure little weasel. You simply have rugby dysmorphia".
Rugby dysmorphia by king mick April 19, 2018