dumpling 

a very small and compact turd. Likely to have originated in the cheese producing valleys of Wisconsin during the the Clinton administration.

I tried to take a fat dump but could only squeeze out a dumpling.

dumpling by Johnny April 2, 2005

dumpling 

n. Small dump. Usually produced by a puppy or an overflowing politician.

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I wll grant you that it is cute. But it is none the less a dumpling. Avoid being sullied by it.

dumpling by gnostic3 May 30, 2020

dumpling 

shortened name used by people in England to call inhabitants of the county of Norfolk from the term Norfolk Dumplings, also used to discribe supporters of Norwich City football club

really can't stand those dumplings why are they allowed out of Norfolk ?

dumpling by fussyballbag April 21, 2011

dumpling 

a walflower emo kid, usually a little fat and dumpy

strong sad is a dumpling

dumpling by THE Katja February 13, 2007

dumpling 

when you flatten a ball of hash into a pancake, put bud in the center, and roll it up like a potsticka.

yo dude come hit this dumpling.

dumpling by miss dumpling August 22, 2011

dumpling 

flower

Look at all those dumplings!

dumpling by dumplingsauce August 6, 2012

dumpling 

The result of defecating in a non-permeable bag (grocery bag, ziplock, condom. ect.) and placing it on someone's face

I had a horrible dream that my girlfriend put a dumpling on my face and it popped!

That bitch said somethin' to piss a nigga off, so i slapped her across the face with a dumplin'

dumpling by Josh/Brandon February 24, 2008