The white crews would bring the enslaved Africans up on deck to wash them off. They saw that the thick Hair of the Africans, full of vomit, blood, and shit, had matted into "dreadful locks".
It is therefore offensive and incorrect to refer to the dolltails worn by ignorant white children as Dreadlocks.
Yes, I know I was furloughed but I’ve come to realise that everything about your corporation is evil and I’d rather work for a non-profit so don’t blame me, blame these Existential Dreadlocks I’ve been growing