An adjective form of the word "douchebag" used usually in a derogatory sense. Mostly used towards a noun or verb.
by Stefan Spohr November 30, 2006
Get the douchebaggish mug.A term literally meaning inflammation of the douche. Clinical psychologists are currently using this term to describe a sexual disorder that causes individuals to transfer their sexual desires into the sexual behaviors and fetish of World Domination. (see World Domination) The disorder is commonly found in individuals working in middle to upper management for large corporations, investment bankers, business entrepreneurs, politicians and women who are nursing or pregnant.
The exact cause of the disorder remains yet unknown to psychologists. However, psychologists have observed many similarites in males and females who suffer from the disorder. Males with douchebagitus are often found to have ridiculously small sexual organs. Both the penis and testes are considered by clinical psychologists to be "hilariously small". In extreme cases some males often only have a urethra without a shaft. Females with the disorder often suffer from little to no nerve activity in their sexual organs.
Psychologists theorize that the lack of regular sexual satisfaction in these individuals causes them to slowly become bitter towards the world until all their desires are manifested in World Domination, wherein they receive sexual satisfaction.
The exact cause of the disorder remains yet unknown to psychologists. However, psychologists have observed many similarites in males and females who suffer from the disorder. Males with douchebagitus are often found to have ridiculously small sexual organs. Both the penis and testes are considered by clinical psychologists to be "hilariously small". In extreme cases some males often only have a urethra without a shaft. Females with the disorder often suffer from little to no nerve activity in their sexual organs.
Psychologists theorize that the lack of regular sexual satisfaction in these individuals causes them to slowly become bitter towards the world until all their desires are manifested in World Domination, wherein they receive sexual satisfaction.
by dah Bodawg December 25, 2010
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The condition in which one has become a douchebag. This condition can be passed on from individual to individual through popped collars, sweatbands, cop sunglasses, and the every contagious tool syndrome. The only cure for douchebaginitis is a thorough ass stomping courtesy of Oscar the Grouch or having cinder blocks thrown at one's face.
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Get the douchebaginess mug.The faith/religion of universal douchebagaknights. They all run the douchebagathon. They all study douchebagology.
by Cory G. B April 2, 2008
Get the Douchebaganism mug.A son (or daughter: douchebagita) of a douchebag or douchebaguette. A kid you is a clearly on their way of becoming just like their douchebag parents...
Lil Johnny is exactly like his father. What a Douchebagito!!!
Karen's daughter just hung up on me. What a little douchebagita!
Karen's daughter just hung up on me. What a little douchebagita!
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