douche nozzle 

Surpassing the level of a douche bag.

He's more than a douche bag - he's a douche nozzle.

douche nozzle by Homieshenna July 24, 2009

Douche Nozzle 

Someone who displays a high grade of douchiness. Calling someone a douche nozzle may be needed if a simple "douche" just doesnt cut it.

Wow. Tori is a real douche nozzle for cock blocking.

Douche Nozzle by SO84 March 6, 2009

Douche Nozzle 

A baseball cap with a straight brim, usually adorned with price tags or removable stickers. Often worn by skinny Caucasian males in the hopes they will be mistaken for African American males.

Biebs was sporting a douche nozzle when they arrested him.

Douche Nozzle by DoktorWhoTwo January 29, 2014

douche nozzle 

(adj.)- the next step up from being a douche bag, usually a nosy bastard.

Guy: Yea, I boned that chick. And when I was done I gave her a Houdini
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!

douche nozzle by Anubis Uriel April 25, 2009

douche nozzle 

Tool used to clean out dirty, smelly vaginas.

JP's finger sees more dirty cooch than a douche nozzle at a mexican whore house.

douche nozzle by The Greg July 1, 2004

Douche Nozzle 

The blabber mouth tradesman, usually an electrician with a penchant for soapbox sermons. The ever-willing preacher of self-righteousness with a lack of self-reflection, always pointing out the faults of others and incessantly thumping his chest in a deluded victory when in any given social situation. The Douche Nozzle possesses social skills that are Neanderthal level attempts to detract from their own self-loathing caused by mundane physical attributes such as excess body hair, extra digits or even poor fashion sense.

That new guy is a real douche nozzle, he hasn't shut up once today and he's pissing me off with his glorious yarns of honor and integrity, the guy is so full of shit and just shy of being a fuckstick. Heck, did you see the guy, he looks like a Wookie, has 12 toes and dresses like a lumberjack and he's trying to tell me how i should run my life.

Douche Nozzle by Adolph Oliver Nipple December 3, 2009

Douche nozzle 

DAN TELESE.

Dan telese thinks hes smarter than everyone because he is a douche nozzle.

Douche nozzle by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018